Parody of “Johnny Freedom” by Johnny Horton

Based on the Star Wars original trilogy and expanded universe

Listen to the original song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1Q4IOjOY4

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When the Star Wars had just started and the Death Star came to town,

It was he who flew his X-wing, sent the station crashing down.

It was he who braved the walkers at the Battle of Hoth too,

Fightin’ side by side together with his droid, R2-D2.

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[CHORUS]

Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker,

You can meet him on each tape of history.

He’s the spirit of the Galaxy,

The Jedi’s pride and joy,

Hats off to Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker,

That’s our boy.

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When he had to fight Darth Vader with the Emperor watching by,

He brought his dad back to the light and watched Old Palpy die.

While his friends founded the New Republic, all the worlds to save,

He worked day and night to raise the Jedi Order from the grave.

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[CHORUS]

Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker,

You can meet him on each tape of history.

He’s the spirit of the Galaxy,

The Jedi’s pride and joy,

Hats off to Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker,

That’s our boy.

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He defeated Lady Lumiya, Admiral Thrawn, and Palpy’s clone.

He trained Jedi Knights on Yavin 4 and taught them on his own.

He got hitched with Mara Jade, and they had a son named Ben.

He kicked the Yuuzhan Vong’s fat tails and said, “Don’t come again!”

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[CHORUS]

Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker,

You can meet him on each tape of history.

He’s the spirit of the Galaxy,

The Jedi’s pride and joy,

Hats off to Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker,

That’s our boy.